Booty Call Gone Bad - Does Size Matter?

Written by Sam Jones, Guest Blogger

I was recently out having drinks with a bunch of my girl friends, when I decided it was time for a romp with my most recent casual sex interest. 

As Love Kudos recently described in their recommended booty call protocol, booty calls are supposed to be fun and done, in and out, literally.  Most people enjoy sex and even look forward to it.   Men even analogize sex to pizza, even bad pizza is still edible.  So it really surprised me how uninviting this last round of sex was, at least for me. Jack* and I actually had great foreplay, consisting of  passionate kissing and no holding back dry humping.  

How was I to know that this booty call was to end, leaving me unsatisfied and disgruntled ?

From the dry humping, I could sense that he was pretty well endowed and  I was looking forward to having sex with him. 

Honey, let's be honest, size does matter to an extent. I've  been in past situations where the penis was too small and the darn thing kept slipping out. One time, I wasn't even sure it was in there. I knew this would not be the case with Jack. He also had a good physique, about 5'10, and toned; I estimated that he would be fit enough to perform his manly duties.

The booty call set up:

I initiated the meeting through a text, "Are you game to come over later on tonight?"After a couple of text messages back and forth, Jack was on my hook to meet up after I finished my night out with my girlfriends.  When he came over, he tried playing it all coy, but I told him, "Look, you know why your here." Within about three seconds, he grabbed me and things heated up quite a bit.  Why beat around the bush, right?  After some making out and undressing down to our birthday suits, it was time!

However, Jack's manly girth was too large for my small spring flower.  The lube was flowing, like honey, but it just wasn't what I had expected.  This was was just not fun and exciting for me at all.  He wasn't even trying to please me, with something other than penetration of my cuchi.   While he pounded into me, all I could imagine was the pain and soreness that would follow the next day.  At least he didn't call out the wrong name!

 I forgot how unpleasant sex can be when you have an unskilled and inexperienced partner who lacks any knowledge or desire to please anyone, but himself.  He and I weren't a sexual match.  I wish the next girl he's with the best of luck!   I would have enjoyed a night with my vibrator so much more.

Note to men: Make sure you please your woman.  It's not all about sex!  She'll be more likely to pleasure you in different ways (i.e. blow jobs) and she might even come back for more sex. Nothing can be more bothersome for a woman in the bedroom than when a man only takes care of his business. Why would a woman give a man a "call back" who simply rolls over and falls asleep once he's done?

 Note to women: If your man or your future partner acts selfishly in the bedroom, you have three choices:
1. Say something (not that he will listen or care).
2. Stand up for yourself.  Don't let him finish until you're satisfied.
3. Move on and a meet an altruistic man.



Edited by Love Kudos 

*Names has been changed to protect the anonymity of all parties involved. 

Images from Flickr.com


 

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