Thursday, March 18, 2010

Booty Call Protocol (Can there really be one?)

Written by Lauren K. and Lindsay K.

We've all had our weak moments of calling an Ex, because we needed a release from our raging hormones.  The ex-lover is called in because it's an easy way "or lay" to get our needs met.


Wikipedia defines a booty call as "a telephone call, other communication, or visitation made with the sole intent of arranging a meeting for sexual acts with the person being contacted. It is associated with casual sex between people who have established a casual relationship, 'friends with benefits', or more serious relationship that involves sexual relations."







Lindsay K. says there are a variety of reasons why a booty call occurs.  It could start out as just a drunk text.  One "?" mark sent via text after midnight is all you need.  Other times it's when you're at a club and out of options for the night.  Let's say around 10:30 - 11:00 pm, you feel a little lonely and don't want to be alone.  Once, when I was in Chicago visiting my family, I received a late night text message from back home.  While flattered that someone would think of me to hit it, I had to pass.  Sorry boys!

Lauren K. defines a booty call as an outgoing call or text sent after midnight, with the sole intention of getting a piece of a$$, either initiated by a future hook up buddy, Ex, or a clueless man or women that actually wants to date you eventually. If you are calling your Ex after mid-night, it should be for one of three reasons. 1) You have a flat tire and are stranded with no one else to call (still not suggest that you call him or her) 2) someone in your family passed away or got into a car accident and you want them to console you (still opt to wait until after 9AM to make that phone call) or 3) you want a BOOTY CALL; a warm, familiar body to make you feel oh, so good.


Lauren K. adds, "Before you dial or text your Ex's number, you need to be prepared that they might not be available to satisfy your needs. They might actually be on a date pursuing a relationship, trying to move on from you. Therefore you might want to have a back-up booty call on the line."


Some things to also consider about the BOOTY CALL:

1) If the man or woman you beckoned makes the effort to answer your "CALL TO ACTION," we recommend that you put out. You can interpret that however you like, but it is beyond cuddling and spooning. Naptime is not what he or she is coming over for.

2) If he or she has refused or been MIA for your BOOTY CALL request more than twice, take them off the drunk favorites list and move on.

3) If you think you are in danger of passing out or getting sick in the next 30 minutes of getting home, do not waste a BOOTY CALL text or phone call on the Ex. Their job of taking care of you is over.

4) Do not overstay your welcome in the morning. Brunch with the Ex can send a message that you want to get back together. If you do want to get back together with an Ex, the BOOTY CALL is definitely not recommended.

*- Booty Call Agreement Image from blackvoices.com

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